CONTROVERSIAL SCHOOL BOARD MEMBER DELIVERS RESIGNATION ON PAPER PLATE
Jackson, TN— Controversial school board member Morris Merriweather delivered his resignation letter at Thursday night’s meeting of the Jackson-Madison County school board. Merriweather’s resignation was written in orange crayon on the back of a paper plate. It said in part “Moris good. Shcool bord bad. They hurt moris feelings. Moris shud be superintendant because moris is super cool. Moris quits.” There were other indecipherable letters (and possibly words) on the plate, but the Jackson Critic has declined to speculate on their possible meanings. We will continue to follow this story as it amuses us greatly All Jackson Critic articles are satire news and entirely fabricated. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to sports personalities and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction. Please feel free to copy and paste this disclaimer into you facebook comment to “prove this site’s bullshit”.