FRANKLIN GRAHAM SAYS HOMOSEXUALS WORKING FOR TRUMP ARE NOT GAY

Franklin Graham Says Homosexuals Working for Trump are not Gay (By: Jake Rascal) BOONE, NC— Remarks by Franklin Graham, the President of Samaritan’s Purse and the son of the late evangelist Billy Graham are stirring up controversy in the homosexual community. Fielding questions from reporters about President Donald Trump’s decision to appoint Richard Grenell, who is openly gay, as acting director of intelligence, Graham said, “a homosexual who chooses to follow Trump is not gay in the Biblical sense. While the Apostle Paul wrote in First Corinthians that a homosexual would not inherit the Kingdom of God, he went on to tell the church at Corinth that, ‘such were some of you.’ So while Grenell may have been a homosexual before joining the Trump administration, he is no longer gay.” When it was pointed out to Graham that Grenell still maintains a homosexual lifestyle with his partner Matt Lashey, Graham replied, “It doesn’t matter what you do as long as you are furthering the agenda of President Trump. Anyone who even votes for Trump is heaven-bound because they have received his agenda into their hearts,” Graham said. “Years ago I said Bill Clinton’s adultery was sufficient cause to impeach him and remove him from office, but I have defended President Trump’s adultery, sexual assaults, and even his bribery of a porn star as being ‘personal matters’. People have called me a hypocrite for that, and years ago they would have been right. But I’m no longer a hypocrite because I serve Trump. Even if I act like a complete hypocrite it doesn’t matter, because his agenda covers me.” Reporters tried to reach leaders of the homosexual community for comment, but every homosexual they asked thought it was crazy that someone thought that homosexuals had their own set of leaders. Most simply said that Franklin Graham was an idiot and an embarrassment to his father’s legacy. All Jackson Critic articles are satire news and entirely fabricated. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to sports personalities and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction. Please feel free to copy and paste this disclaimer into you facebook comment to “prove this site’s bullshit”.