LEGENDARY ROCK STAR DISPUTES JACKSON RESTAURANT CLAIM

LEGENDARY ROCK STAR DISPUTES JACKSON RESTAURANT CLAIM Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones disagrees with restaurant name (by G. Randy Cazzate) On a road trip to visit Dr. Nate 'Knuckles' Sumner, a Memphis proctologist, rock legend Keith Richards of Rolling Stones fame detoured off of I-40 for lunch and visited Rock n Roll Sushi in Jackson, Tennessee. As usually happens to the hall of fame guitarist, he left unsatisfied. Richards, now age 76, said "Rock N Roll? Bullocks! These cheeky bastards had us listed at #24 out of #29 on their bloody menu!" Showing us a laminated menu he had stolen from the restaurant, Richards fumed, "Madonna, Mikey Jackson and bloody Heart were above us", as he pounded his finger on the menu, "how in the hell does that happen?" Now shouting he asked, "And the Rolling Stones roll, as they call it…. has cucumber and avocado in it! Cucumber and avocado? Where's the heroin?!" "And one more thing", he said, his voice now a seething whisper, "I'd like to know where my (expletive) royalties are." (photo caption: Rolling Stones legend Keith Richards points to his band's place on the menu.) All Jackson Critic articles are satire news and entirely fabricated. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to sports personalities and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction. Please feel free to copy and paste this disclaimer into you facebook comment to “prove this site’s bullshit”.