SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW TO VISIT JACKSON

SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW TO VISIT JACKSON Jackson one of two cities in Tennessee set to host halftime show (by G. Randy Cazzate) Following the social media uproar of both admiration and outrage over Sunday's Super Bowl halftime performance, organizers have decided to take the event on the road to perform in nearly 100 cities nationwide. Surprisingly, Jackson Tennessee has been included on the list, joining Nashville as the only two cities in the Volunteer state to be featured. Jackson's event is set to occur March 6th, followed by Nashville on the 7th. Tickets start at $60. As seen in this photo, city workers are already busy with renovations at the Civic Center. Building coordinator Chester Brooks said, "We're widening one of the entrance doors to make room for J-Lo's big @$$." The Civic Center was chosen over Oman Arena, after concerns Oman's structural integrity could be compromised during the pole dancing routine. Already there has been some push back. The pastor at Five Points Baptist Church , 71 year old Vester Collins said, "You say J-Lo and Shakira...we say Sodom and Gomorrah!" Church organizers are already making posters and will be protesting on the Civic Center's sidewalk starting this weekend, he said. Meanwhile, patrons of The Tap Bar & Grill, when asked if they would attend, seemed positive. "Hell yeah!" said Tim 'Sparky' Tubbs. "Soon as I get my disability check, I'm cashin' it into one's! Make it rain baby!", he said between raspy coughs. All Jackson Critic articles are satire news and entirely fabricated. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to sports personalities and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction. Please feel free to copy and paste this disclaimer into you facebook comment to “prove this site’s bullshit”.