VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE VISITS JACKSON

Vice President Mike Pence Visits Jackson (by: Jake Rascal) JACKSON, TN—Vice President Mike Pence and his wife Karen stopped in Jackson on Saturday as their motorcade made its way from Nashville to Memphis where the couple attended the Celine Dion concert at FedEx Forum on Sunday. The couple stopped for dinner at the Chick-fil-a on Stonebridge Boulevard. Mrs. Pence ordered the Market Salad with cold grilled fillet and Garden Herb ranch dressing and a cup of water with no ice. Vice President Pence ordered a grilled nugget combo with no sauce and an unsweet tea. He sat in the corner facing the Second Lady and ate his nuggets with a fork, and did not touch his fries. He took a bite of one of Mrs. Pence’s salad crackers, which he was overheard to have criticized as being “too spicy”. Vice President Pence wore a Stafford sports coat from JC Penney and an “Israeli blue” tie. Mrs. Pence wore a coral Jessica Howard Short Sleeve Midi Maxi dress, also from JC Penney, and a look of sadness. No one seemed to notice the couple’s visit, not even themselves. All Jackson Critic articles are satire news and entirely fabricated. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to sports personalities and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction. Please feel free to copy and paste this disclaimer into you facebook comment to “prove this site’s bullshit”.